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I love oxy-moron. Almost exactly. Also, I love intense fucking language and stupid people. They are funny, I can't handle them.

By the way, did you know I was kidnapped by aliens at the age of seven? They let me escaped because fuck reasons, that's why!

Eventually, I became the High King of Elven Kingdom. I dwell on the City of Light with the Witch-Elf.

If you would like to seek for our counsel, forget it. You are not welcome. For I never gave a fuck.



You see, I’m a very busy man.

I actually play musical instrument everyday.I’m the newest cook in the house.I’m a tutor of basic mathematics which is really ironic because I fucking hate this subject ever since.I’m drugging myself with travel magazines and food pornography.I sing a lot.Most importantly, I’m here on tumblr beating the shit out of my counter ego.

By the way, I’m jobless as well. Fuck unemployment line!

You see, I’m a very busy man.

I actually play musical instrument everyday.
I’m the newest cook in the house.
I’m a tutor of basic mathematics which is really ironic because I fucking hate this subject ever since.
I’m drugging myself with travel magazines and food pornography.
I sing a lot.
Most importantly, I’m here on tumblr beating the shit out of my counter ego.

By the way, I’m jobless as well. Fuck unemployment line!

  1. asdfayeiouvwxyzup said: "i sing a lot" so this is the answer…to the riddle…why is it always raining…so this is it. #blame rey. hahahaha
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