when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over you
Seriously I literally just made this post
SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
I bought a wooden walking stick today to replace my cane so I can feel like Gandalf
|me:||[watching the hobbit]|
|[misty mountains song starts being sung]|
|me:||[slowly starts growing a beard]|
"you’re only a kid, u have nothing to be depressed abou-"
don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work
"oh i forgot to make dinner"
"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"