HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
if u follow enough popular ppl on tumblr it begins to feel like high school
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time
when you finish an anime and you don’t want to talk to anyone for a few days
"wanna hang out? when are you free?"
i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
Instead of whispered, consider:
- said in an undertone
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear